Do you know how hard it is not to make all of these related to nuts? Very hard. Almost un-nut-ural.
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Bad Jokes: Lion Edition
Bad Jokes: Pirate Edition
Bad Jokes: Bee Edition
Bad Jokes: Frog Edition
Bad Jokes: Hot Dog Edition
Bad Jokes: Dinosaur Edition
Bad Jokes: Angel Edition
Travels with Choppy 
Groan-groan-groan-groan-groan! I can see that you’re really reaching for the bottom. LOL
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You’d think I would get there faster than I am. Expect more of this race to the bottom next week.
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If a dog relieves itself on an acorn, what does the squirrel call it? . . . . . . . A pee-nut.
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I wish I had heard that one before I made these!
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Stevio, I’m borrowing your joke. x
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Cute! Hey, squirrels don’t do much else besides run and collect nuts. Maybe sleep, but none of us ever see that.
Stephanie
http://stephie5741.blogspot.com
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I have seen them just completely chillax, though – just plop down on the sidewalk or a branch, like they have no cares in the world. And then Choppy shows up.
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Ha-ha! The last was the best! 😀
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It’s as risque as we get around here!
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O gosh, the first image – 😀 it makes me laugh so hard!! Brilliant series!
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I’m so glad you enjoyed the post (and the series)! More tomorrow (Monday my time).
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Oh dear. Is it sad that I’m laughing at these jokes? That squirrel on Choppy’s back is priceless. Very funny.
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Not sad – it is excellent. I mean, if you can’t laugh (or groan, whatever floats your boat) at a bad pun, what’s left in the world? I mean, other than smart humor and the like.
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Oh, oh…oh that’s terrible. LOL
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Yup. Just nut acceptable.
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LOL 😀
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Very funny 🙂 Thank you.
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You’re welcome (it gets kind of nuts around here, so we like it when people enjoy it!).
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“Almost un-nut-ural” – Gee Choppy knows how to make us laugh!!! 😀 That squirrel on her is just the cutest and I wonder she even wear that outfit outside. If she has never worn, you really should make her wear it outside. I bet she will have a world of attention 😉 Good job Sarah! ❤
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She didn’t wear it outside – things that go outside on her either don’t come back inside, or come back inside in desperate need of a wash!
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hahahaha well then it’s better not to wear outside 😀
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