Here in the United States, it’s Thanksgiving this week. There was no way I was going to let it pass without dressing Choppy up for some bad jokes!
Previous Bad Jokes Posts:
Bad Jokes: Lion Edition
Bad Jokes: Pirate Edition
Bad Jokes: Bee Edition
Bad Jokes: Frog Edition
Bad Jokes: Hot Dog Edition
Bad Jokes: Dinosaur Edition
Bad Jokes: Angel Edition
Bad Jokes: Squirrel Edition
Bad Jokes: Pussy Cat Edition
Bad Jokes: Monkey Edition
Bad Jokes: Pumpkin Edition
Bad Jokes: Ghost Edition
Bad Jokes: Witch Edition
Bad Jokes: Skeleton Edition
Bad Jokes: Cow Edition
Bad Jokes: Royal Edition
Bad Jokes: Shark Edition
Travels with Choppy 
Well Done Choppy! 😀
I’ve always wondered about Thanksgiving being so close to Christmas. How do you all eat two turkeys in two months?
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It’s a tough job, but Americans (and our ever-expanding waistlines) are up for it!
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This is a special one for thanks giving. Like it.
Mojisola
http://www.mojintouch.com
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I’m getting excited for the upcoming Christmas ones!
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Why was the turkey arrested a second time on Thanksgiving? . . . Lack of dressing.
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It took me a second to get this one – but it’s good.
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Sweet! Choppy looks awesome! Have a great holiday! 🦃🦃🦃
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Thank you!
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Shocking!
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(I was trying to come up with a good, turkey-related response. I failed).
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Some of those I’ve heard in one form or another, but that last one with the tomahawk, that was great! And Awful! I love these posts.
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Thank you! The tomahawk one was my favorite.
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Oh my, Choppy is becoming a comedian. Some of these are corny, but that is ok.
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Corn is an appropriate sentiment for Thanksgiving – as is cheese!
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Groan…;-) Happy Thanksgiving! I hope Choppy gets a generous helping of turkey!
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Oh, there is no doubt she will get some Thanksgiving treats of some sort!
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Awesome:) Wishing you a lovely Thanksgiving!
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Thank you!
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“It had 24 carrots” – this joke is too good 😀 😀 😀
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Glad you liked it!!
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