I’m not sure Choppy has the patience to learn more forms of poetry – it took her long enough to get the haiku down, anything else could be a lifelong endeavor!
There was a dog that loved bacon.
With bacon she was quite taken.
Her cat liked bacon, too,
But dog said “None for you!”
And cat replied “You’re mistaken!”
Choppy, thank goodness you have your looks to fall back on!
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And unlike us humans, she doesn’t lose those as she gets older. Or perhaps I should say some of us humans. Some of us still look great at all ages.
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A cute little doggy called Choppy
Had ideas invariably soppy
A kitten called Schooner
Told Choppy she’d sooner
A better big sibling to copy
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Excellent! I am glad I could provide you with a limerick opportunity, now that I know you enjoy them.
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No one likes a smart ass…..
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Ha!
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Aw, these two… 😉
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We’ll never hear the end of it, I’m sure.
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Schooner has it right in this case!
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Apparently, he has been learning about poetry while we’re at work.
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It was a good attempt Choppy, but a little rude for a lady.
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She’s a pretty crude lady. I have no idea where it came from.
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I know her upbringing has been impeccable, I can only guess it’s the TV she watches while you’re at work.
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That must be it!
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Or Schooner has been a poor influence in some way 😳
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Oh Choppy. That was a good try. But, I do think you talent lies more in balancing things on your head and eating bacon.
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I agree!
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Schooner looks horrified at the attempt!
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Schooner must be a poetry snob.
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No, he is just adorable!
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LOL. Made me laugh
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We love to hear that!
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Nor is it a Lime Rickey……
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Which would be far better than a limerick.
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Schooner, you are very, very bright. 😉
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Who knew we had a poetry expert in the house?
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Haha
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🙂
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Reblogged this on Die Erste Eslarner Zeitung – Aus und über Eslarn, sowie die bayerisch-tschechische Region!.
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Thank you for the reblog!
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You tell her Scooner! Good eye. Choppy needs to get her Limericks straight !
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I’m not sure Choppy has the patience to learn more forms of poetry – it took her long enough to get the haiku down, anything else could be a lifelong endeavor!
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There was a dog that loved bacon.
With bacon she was quite taken.
Her cat liked bacon, too,
But dog said “None for you!”
And cat replied “You’re mistaken!”
Paz
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Yes! A fantastic poem for these two!
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