I was going to go with writer, but who wants to see pictures of the dog and cat sitting at the computer and banging their heads in frustration?

W is for Witch! And his black cat, Choppy.
Outtake Time: As if the cat was going to leave the strings on the hat alone.
Adding insult to injury: Not only is Choppy not the star today, she has to dress up like a cat. The indignity.