If you’re looking for today’s A to Z Challenge post, that was up earlier (I know – two posts in one day – I’m an overachiever). Right now, it’s time to enjoy some bad jokes!
Bad Jokes: Squirrel Edition
If you’re looking for today’s A to Z Challenge post, that was up earlier (I know – two posts in one day – I’m an overachiever). Right now, it’s time to enjoy some bad jokes!
Travels with Choppy 
aarrrgggh! Up to your usual standard Sarah!
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These were definitely a return to high form.
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I prefer my nuts to be chocolate coated. I wonder what squirrels make of that.
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Nutella!
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Genius
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That works!
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I’m with you. As for the squirrels, the one pictured here is not supposed to have chocolate, but I can tell you that it is something she likes!
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So I’m singing “Grey Squirrel” with my prek students and the song goes “hold a nut between your toes”. I asked them, what is the squirrel holding? My answers were: coconut, peanut, walnut, and acorn… Loved your post, and that it reminded me of this silly memory.
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Yay! That’s awesome – and if only I had this comment before the jokes, I would have had some other nuts to add to the jokes…maybe next time!
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Choppy is going to begin having heads of lettuce and vegetables thrown at him with these kinds of jokes! …wait a minute…. smart boy. He is using these jokes to obtain FREE FOOD!
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Choppy has been using this blog to obtain free food for a long time – she doesn’t get dressed up for free!
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I never know whether to groan or smile at your Bad Jokes! 😀
But Choppy looks cute – I wonder if she realises she’s a squirrel?
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Either reaction is fine with us!
And the “s” word is not used around Choppy when she is wearing this outfit, lest we have a very excited Choppy on our hands. So she probably just thinks she’s dressed as a cat or something similar!
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hahaha LM totally understands! 🙂
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I was surely a squirrel in a past life. Love nuts and am usually called one… 🌰
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I only eat peanuts! I must have been that picky bird at the feeder who is throwing everything on the ground looking for the one thing in there she likes.
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