From Shenandoah National Park: Five Problems with Camping (illustrated with far more than five pictures, the reason for which will be obvious when you get there).

Problem One: Mowing. Apparently, the mowers at Shenandoah National Park think it is appropriate to mow in a campground at 8:00 AM. I beg to differ.
Problem One: Mowing. Apparently, the mowers at Shenandoah National Park think it is appropriate to mow in a campground at 8:00 AM. I beg to differ.
Problem Two: Bugs in Your Drinks. While I applaud this little fly for his fine taste in Walmart wine, I would rather he pour his own glass. Or, at the very least, find a more considerate place to die. Flies are impolite.
Problem Two: Bugs in Your Drinks. While I applaud this little fly for his taste in wine (the finest vintage Walmart has to offer), I would rather he pour his own glass. Or, at the very least, find a more considerate place to die. Flies are rude.
Problem Three: Pay Per Shower. Ah, the pay shower: bringing a truck stop ambiance to the wilderness in five minute, somewhat cold increments.
Problem Three: Pay Per Shower. Ah, the pay shower: bringing a truck stop ambiance to the wilderness in five minute, somewhat cold increments.
Problem Four: Rain. Things I love: having a glass of wine in a classic National Park lodge. Things I don't love: doing so prior to my return to a tent. Nothing about camping in the rain is fun, and don't let anyone suggest otherwise.
Problem Four: Camping in the Rain. Something I love: having a glass of wine in a classic National Park lodge while watching the rain outside. Something I don’t love: doing so prior to my return to a tent. Nothing about camping in the rain is fun, and don’t let anyone suggest otherwise.
Problem Five: Deer. In particular, the potential of hitting a deer while driving around the National Park. Seriously, these guys where everywhere.
Problem Five: Deer. In particular, the potential of hitting a deer while driving around the National Park. Seriously, these guys were everywhere.
Problem Five (cont.): More deer.
Problem Five (cont.): More deer.
Problem Five (cont.): Another deer. With a tracking collar (to mix things up/add another potential way to kill you when you hit this particular deer while driving).
Problem Five (cont.): Another deer. With a tracking collar for those times when four hooves, antlers, and 200 pounds flying through the air just aren’t enough to destroy a car.
Problem Five (cont.): A deer with an action shot. Surprisingly, this deer is actually attempting to avoid traffic.
Problem Five (cont.): This time, an action shot. Surprisingly, this deer is actually attempting to avoid traffic.
Problem Five (cont.): Yes, another deer.
Problem Five (cont.): Yes, another deer.
Problem Five (cont.): A deer in its typical location: the middle of the road, waiting to destroy the car of an unsuspecting motorist.
Problem Five (cont.): A deer in its typical location: the middle of the road, waiting to destroy the car of an unsuspecting motorist.