For the record, I have bowled hundreds of times (I am from Wisconsin, after all). I have never been tempted to wear a swimsuit to the bowling alley, though.
Elf on the Shelf: Bowling Time

For the record, I have bowled hundreds of times (I am from Wisconsin, after all). I have never been tempted to wear a swimsuit to the bowling alley, though.
Why can’t the Elf be a year-round thing?
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Maybe he needs to be sent to friends around the globe, during the off season.
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😂😂😂
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…with Barbies, to continue the naughtiness possibilities!
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It would be lonely only having his companions for one month a year 😂
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Would the Bowling managers let you in there with a bathing suit on? Just saying…
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Instead of log rolling, this is lager rolling?
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That could be really messy if he gets a strike! Maybe he should rethink his game and play spin the bottle instead.
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(Spin-the-empty-Bottle 🤣)
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I wouldn’t take the bathing-suit-bowling off your list yet.
You’re still young.
Paz
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