There’s probably a joke in this post’s title. If I could come up with it, it would probably quack you up. Either that, or you would think it was real clucking dumb. Maybe not – perhaps you could find it pawsome.
Midnight Mutts, Weekend Wildlife
Weekend Wildlife: One Dog, Two Ducks, and a Chicken

I prefer jokes without ‘fowl’ language ( 🙈😮🤭 )
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Pawsome indeed and it quacked me up🤣🤣as it is a light hearted moment indeed.
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Not before my breakfast Sarah!!!! 🙂
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Your posts make me want chickens so bad!
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It would be a great name for an old pub in a quaint English village!
“Okay Sarah. See you at the Dog, Two Ducks, and a Chicken around lunch time?”
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Hahaha. Very clever.
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One Dog, two Ducks and a Chicken walked into a bar . . .
That’s as far as I can get! 😀
And all your posts are Pawsome. 🙂
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haha
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Hahaha. Glad Choppy didn’t decide to have fowl for dinner. No jokes from me. It’s been too long of a day for my brain to work.
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You have a busy life……
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I do, especially for someone who is supposed to be retired. LOL Sunday’s are always a busy day for me anyway….church at 8, Sunday School, visit the nursing home from 10 – 12, lunch with mom and dad, and visit an elderly neighbor. Yesterday, I didn’t visit the elderly lady, but had a Relay For Life meeting back in town in the afternoon. This was after a week of working 4 – 6 hours at the daycare where I sub, and going to a Saturday training for said daycare. I had just had it. LOL Worked today again, but told them I HAVE to be off tomorrow, but will now be spending part of the day trying to get some test results from one hospital to a surgical center so my dad can have carpal tunnel surgery on Wed.
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Some people work very hard! Very often I think a “regular job” is “easier” than being a “stay at home do everything” person & being available……only a select few are actually really awesome at doing that….sounds like you are one of those 😁
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Awww. Thank you! I am busier now than I was when I had a “regular job.” It’s crazy, but most of the time I enjoy it. There are days that I get overwhelmed and wonder why I can’t say “no.” LOL
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Walk into a bar
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Oh my goodness. The puns are strong with this one.
I’ve recently got a puppy, and between the puppy having potty accidents constantly and making sure the parrot isn’t trying to eat him, I don’t know how people do it!
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Two ducks walk into a bar owned by a dog and a chicken.
Duck One: Got any grapes?
Chicken The Bartender: Nope. No grapes. This is a bar.
Duck Two: Okay, we’ll have two martinis.
This goes on all week. Every day, the two ducks ask for grapes and every day the chicken says we have none, this is a bar. Finally, on Friday, they ask the Dog, who’s tending bar while the chicken is on break. The dog is not amused and addresses the ducks:
Dog: This is a bar. We don’t got any grapes. If you come in here tomorrow and ask for grapes, I’m going to nail your beaks to the bar!
So a day goes by, and no ducks. Dog tells chicken about telling the ducks off. Next day, the two ducks walk into the bar again. Chicken is at the bar and Dog is in the doorway of the kitchen.
Duck One: Got any…
He’s stopped by Duck Two, who points to the dog in the doorway.
Duck Two: Say, uh… got any nails?
Chicken: No, we don’t got nails. This is a bar!
Duck One: Great! Got any grapes?
Paz
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😮😹🤭😂🤣
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This is hilarious! I somehow missed it until today!
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Reblogged this on Die Erste Eslarner Zeitung – Aus und über Eslarn, sowie die bayerisch-tschechische Region!.
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Thank you!
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Poor Choppy! Your ancestors were allowed to hunt. 😉
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So is she, depending on where she is. Several bunnies met their end this winter thanks to Choppy!
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