Or maybe it’s a fleshy moment? Either way, I think we’re going to need to separate Barbie and the elf before things get X-rated on the blog.
Elf on the Shelf: A Flashy Moment
Or maybe it’s a fleshy moment? Either way, I think we’re going to need to separate Barbie and the elf before things get X-rated on the blog.
Travels with Choppy 
The tart! Don’t let Ken know……………………
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Oh, the secrets, the secrets….
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Ken has a lot to worry about based on the elf’s behavior all Christmas long.
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Oh my (said in my best George Tekei).
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🙂
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i don’t know how he does it
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A lot of men would probably like his secrets.
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And his eyes popped out, rolled along the carpet and disappeared under the settee 😱😳😄😄😄
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Oddly enough – one actually did!!
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😄😄😄
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LOL!!!! SO funny! Love it. 😀
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🙂
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I love the eyes!!!
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They definitely made it work!
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This is all getting a little racy.
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….but you are moderately green with envy?! 🤩
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Of course 🤪
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…..it was just a ‘wild guess’ 😮
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This is very true. At least things calmed down today.
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Elfington… she, she ain’t real.
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Hmmmmmm & neither are the ‘life-sized’ dolls….just say’n 🤫
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I’m not sure he is the sort who cares.
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Elfie looks like he is considering ‘X-rated’ mode 🤫🙈
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I’m sure he hopes things get X-rated!
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Reblogged this on Die Erste Eslarner Zeitung – Aus und über Eslarn, sowie die bayerisch-tschechische Region!.
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Thanks!
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Love the googly eyes!
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They really made it work.
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Hahaha
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🙂
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The tip of his hat seems to be more erect
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There’s a lot that might be more erect.
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Barbie is being naughty. (Love how you gave him different eyes. LOL)
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Well, Barbie is something to be impressed by.
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Agreed.
His eyes got bigger from looking…
🙂
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Barbie is impressive in certain areas – I’m not surprised his eyes got bigger.
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Elf clearly doesn’t get out much !!!
Barbie is such a tease…..
Window shop Elfie, but do not touch…. Ken is bigger than you !!!
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But the elf is more flexible.
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😮😹😁 that could be a bonus!
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Haha hope there’s contraceptive involved, the offspring would be unimaginable.
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Just thinking about it is horrible. We should make sure he is using protection.
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Visual person that I am…..going to the pharmacy, saying that you have an Elf who’s about 9″ tall….& asking if they sell “protection”…..😮😹👍🏻
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Woooooo
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It’s getting racy around here.
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Oh la la! 🤭
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All I can say is, at least it is happening in the privacy of our home. Though I might prefer it happens on a warm beach somewhere (so long as I am there).
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Warm beach is TOOOO alluring today …. as for the Barbie tarts …sign them and market towards the Carib I need hardly advise 😉
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Uuuuuuh, Elf! What parts of Barbie are you staring at? 😯
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I think our elf is staring at some of those parts many men can’t keep their eyes off of!
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