Our elf has returned for another round of shenanigans! He started off by covering our bedroom’s bathroom mirror with some messages (hopefully not in permanent marker, though I wouldn’t put it past him).
As they are hard to read, here are the messages he sent us to start off his next 3+ weeks of boozing, babes, and bad behavior:
- I’m back! Did you miss me?
- You’re funny…looking!
- Have you seen Barbie anywhere?
- Please tell me the liquor cabinet is full!
- Have I got some juicy Santa gossip for you!
All live in fear of the coming days around here…