Instead of Punk Day and Punctuation Day, we could combine them into “Punk-tuation Day,” where everyone dyes his or her hair and gets all upset about the proper use of words in sentences.
Howlidays: Punctuation Day

Instead of Punk Day and Punctuation Day, we could combine them into “Punk-tuation Day,” where everyone dyes his or her hair and gets all upset about the proper use of words in sentences.