A question for people who don’t live in the United States (because I don’t entirely trust the general Internet to give me a correct answer): do you have prom? Or is this a uniquely American thing?

I never went to prom, because I didn’t want to go without a date, and I spoke to like three guys in high school (two of whom were not into girls), so it was unlikely anyone was going to ask me out. I did, however, get the fancy dress and go out to dinner with all my girlfriends, so I probably got to enjoy the best parts of the night.

(Also, I know it sort of looks like a fake tiara on Choppy, but that’s real and just balanced in a way that makes it look less-than-real.)