Cute. Choppy, I have a tip for you. I heard of a man, true story here, that had a refrigerator that he wanted to give away. So, he put it on the curb with a sign that said, “Free.” It sat there for a week and no one took it. So, he had an idea and put a sign on it that said, “For Sale. $100.” The next day it was gone. Someone had stolen it! LOL So, you need to stop trying to give Schooner away and put a hefty price tag on him instead. Maybe someone will “steal” him. 😉
Good job on the great self-esteem retort Schooner. That’a boy! 🙂
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He’s figuring out he doesn’t have to put up with Choppy’s insults (bland though most of them are).
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I agree, Schooner! 🙂
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It’s a common thought among cats!
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Love the juxtaposition of perspective between your two fur-babies. 😇
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They definitely have very different personalities and perspectives in person as well!
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You both are priceless! 🙂
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That they are – well, Choppy for sure.
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Schooner has a gift for one-liners 🙂
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If he ever learns to talk, he could have a career in stand up!
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“spearfruit” was ahead of me….”Schooner: you are priceless & so is Choppy!”
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Don’t let Choppy hear that – she still thinks she’s going to sell the cat at some point!
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Choppy, Schooner is there to stay…so bring out the love….
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She is still in denial – it’s only been 18 months!
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Cute!
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That they are!
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Yes, you are Schooner, but Choppy, don’t give up, a good salesperson has perseverance as a trait.
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Exactly! I don’t think she’ll stop trying any time soon.
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Hehe! 😂 You both are priceless!
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Well, Choppy at least! (And Schooner some days, I suppose.)
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Cute. Choppy, I have a tip for you. I heard of a man, true story here, that had a refrigerator that he wanted to give away. So, he put it on the curb with a sign that said, “Free.” It sat there for a week and no one took it. So, he had an idea and put a sign on it that said, “For Sale. $100.” The next day it was gone. Someone had stolen it! LOL So, you need to stop trying to give Schooner away and put a hefty price tag on him instead. Maybe someone will “steal” him. 😉
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This is an amazing idea!!
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Ha ha! Poor, Schooner cat! Xoxo
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Oh, I’m sure he would try to sell Choppy if he could get the right price!
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