If you’re looking for this week’s ‘Where’s Choppy?’ – it’s here.

Wisconsin is home to the Lumberjack World Championships, which started yesterday in Hayward (it’s way up north). Having seen a lumberjack show in this venue (yes, that’s a thing), I am pretty sure the water here is cleaner than that in Rio. Apparently, Wisconsin should have hosted the Olympics.

He may not look the part in this picture, but I’m pretty sure Schooner would fare far better at the Lumberjack Championships than Choppy. If nothing else, he would climb the tree in record time.