Two things: (1) I don’t think this is a how-to book (though I have never read any of the series, so I don’t really know); and (2) I should probably warn the big guy that someone is out to take his job through any means necessary.
Elf on the Shelf: Goodbye Santa
Travels with Choppy 
Nice sticker over the cover
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I hope its owner doesn’t mind.
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Oh, Elfington… you is a crazy, dreamer….
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He has to have goals in life. Apparently, his just happen to be inappropriate.
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The thoughts you have about your employer, Elfie, are despicable.
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They really are.
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You’ll need a bigger knife Elf. That one will barely get through the fat.
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😮😶🙈
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It’s a good thing you’re a doctor or that comment would be very disturbing. 😉
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Hehe, some people may find it disturbing anyway 😂
Hello Alice 😃
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That elf is definitely on the naughty list! Santa is going to have to give some anger management classes to his elves.
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I’m just hoping he doesn’t get so tired of our elf that we have to put up with him all year. We might have to move and leave no forwarding address.
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Oh. I hadn’t thought of that. That would NOT be good.
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Good lord!
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That’s definitely the normal reaction.
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Nooooooo not the big guy 😦
What is Elfie thinking????
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He doesn’t seem to have any worries about getting on the naughty list, that’s for sure.
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Reblogged this on Die Erste Eslarner Zeitung – Aus und über Eslarn, sowie die bayerisch-tschechische Region!.
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Thank you for the reblog!
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Oh, no! “Killing Santa” – how mean is that! 😯
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Very mean – the elf is definitely going to be on the naughty list.
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