I had two realizations today while preparing for the trip.

  1. It takes longer than 14 seconds to get the tires changed on a car. Thanks, NASCAR, for making me have unrealistic expectations on this front (or maybe I should blame the tire people for failing to hold themselves to the highest standards of tire changing).
  2. My dog needs a suitcase.

Sadly, those who know me see the latter of those two items and probably think, “Wait, Choppy doesn’t have her own suitcase already?”

Someone may have a dog who is slightly spoiled.

Choppy and Some of Her ToysChoppy sitting on her box of toys that are currently out of rotation. These are her downstairs toys; she also has a bin of toys upstairs (you know, in case she needs something to play with when she is upstairs, and can’t be bothered to go downstairs to find a toy. In related news, this is yet another reason Choppy is not the skinniest dog ever).

Choppy’s toys and food are going to take up a fair bit of room while we travel, even though she’ll only have a selection of the former. However, I also need to bring some of her costumes, so she can be appropriately dressed during our travels. I mean, obviously, she can’t go naked when we are somewhere like New Orleans. Though perhaps New Orleans is an appropriate place to be naked, come to think of it.

Choppy and Two of Her Clothes BagsNot pictured: the vast majority of Choppy’s clothing. Note: I sort of wish the previous statement was a lie.

When we traveled prior to this trip, Choppy’s food, toys and clothing went in her bag; it’s a largish bag that fits plenty of each of these things for a long weekend or even a couple weeks. But this is a much longer trip than we normally take, so she will need more space than is in her normal bag. Plus, whatever I put her things in needs to be something that I can easily carry; her current bag is OK, but it is open and things fall out of it all the time.

As I thought about Choppy’s bag this morning, I realized that Choppy just needs her own suitcase.

And so, this weekend, I will be going suitcase shopping. For my dog.

(Note: Feel free to use the previous statement against me when I claim that Choppy is not spoiled, as I have been known to do. Or when I claim not to be a crazy dog lady.  You are also welcome to use this statement as evidence of the downfall of humanity. It is highly appropriate for all of these situations).