If these two play nice, they may get some bacon without resorting to litigation.
Howlidays: Be Kind to Lawyers Day
If these two play nice, they may get some bacon without resorting to litigation.
Travels with Choppy 
A question to the lawyers: does “If these two play nice, they may get some bacon” amount to blackmali? 😀
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How many pounds of bacon, tuna and dog and cat treats are you suing them for guys? Sue for an additional fridge or two also to store the fresh bacon in.
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Oh, I doubt you’ll need to sue…
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Just because you are an American Dog & an American Cat, doesn’t mean you should sue…especially not the wonderful humans you live with. I think you both get plenty of treats. Be happy!
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Extortion?
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I know a good mediator or is it spelled meat-eater. 😉
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🤭😮😁🤣
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Well, Chop, I’m not sure you have much of a case unless there is a written agreement regarding the quantity of treats. Even then, this would probably be performance-based remuneration, so you’d need to show you fulfilled your requirements.
A better bet would be for Schooner to sue for unequal treatment. People are all hyped up about equal treatment and equity. The down side is Schooner may end up with dog treats, or you may both be required to accept a mutually-agreeable type of treat. (I’m guessing bacon would suffice here).
Since your people are lawyers you’ll need to find more lawyers to sue them.
Good luck with that. You know how lawyers are, “thick as thieves”.
Paz
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Wait, wait. It’s BE KIND to lawyers day.
That should say “It’s admirable the way lawyers stick together.”
Though I’m guessing you’re imagining your humans covered in honey…
Paz
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Once again Choppy and Schooner share the same opinion! Miracles can happen! 😉
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Go for it. More treats for you probably means more treats for your humans, and it means lawyers get paid. It’s a win-win.
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…well ‘spoken’…
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Wait, wait. It’s BE KIND to lawyers day.
That should say “It’s admirable the way lawyers stick together.”
Though I’m guessing you’re imagining your humans covered in honey…
Paz
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