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Travels with Choppy 
words fail me, lol – I wonder if you lit it if he would actually fly!!!
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I hope we don’t find out!
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Reblogged this on O LADO ESCURO DA LUA.
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Thank you for the reblog!
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It’ll add a nice blue hue to the photograph 😂
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Though the smell in real life will likely be made even worse!
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Haha, I assumed Elf farts wouldn’t smell 😂😂😂
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I hope not to find out!
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Reblogged this on cornfedcontessa and commented:
Ha ha!
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Thank you for the reblog!!
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You bet.
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Ooo do I spy a candy bar!?
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There are definitely some Gummi Bears in there – with candy bars just out of the camera!
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3…..2……1……BLAST OFF 😹😹😹🙄 Talking about your butt burnt 😬☹️
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Ha!!
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🎶 In the words of Elton John…Rocket Man! 🚀
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To the moon! 🌙
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Lol!!!
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🙂
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That looks dangerous! He might want to rethink this one.
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I don’t think we should let him near fire ever!
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Wonder if Elfie had a lot of beans to eat? Results would be more intense 💩
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The more you eat, the more you toot!
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Hope you’re all still around to read the comments 😀
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So far, so good – though it’s still a long way to Christmas and apparently he knows where we keep the lighters.
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😀
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Your Elf is rowdy! 😀
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Very rowdy!
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Hi Sarah,
Believe it or not, but ages ago [I was 11 then], when I was in hospital for foot surgery, we had a guy in our room who tried just that, to light a fart. All he got out of it was – literally – a pain in the ass. 😉 He came too close to his buttocks with the burning match. But his fart didn’t light up. Possibly very lucky for him.
Have a good one,
Pit
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Great story!!
There must be more information on the Internet about whether you can do this or not. I’m somewhat wary of looking it up, though!
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Well, I’d rather look it up than try “learning by doing”! 😉
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This is bad on so many levels – but I like it! 🙂
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I have the very funny “feeling” that so many are looking forward to & thriving on the antics of Sarah’s Elfie & actually consider it an important highlight of their day. I for one think it’s hilarious & love commenting!
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Yes I agree Alice! 🙂
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It’s a welcome break during the Christmas season – maybe even the ‘adult’ nature of his antics adds to that!
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Sometimes a little naughtiness is a good (and funny) thing!
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def on the naughty list 😀
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No question about that!
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I think, judging by Elf’s closeness to the lighter, he might get more than he bargains for! I hope you have a fire extinguisher handy! 🙂
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That, and the number of emergency services!
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hahaha 🙂
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s’elf immolation, not the best way to go. 🙂
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Ha! I love that!
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That’s f***ing hilarious 😂😂😂
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I agree – right until the house gets burned down!
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Yeah; maybe not so funny from then on. But until that point it’ll only get a thumbs-up from somebody as mature as I am
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Oh mo
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🙂
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No
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Wow, that Elf must had too much eggnog or cheese ball! 😀
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We will need to keep gassy foods away from him going forward!
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realy funny!
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Thank you!!
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At least if he lights them, they won’t smell…..but, seems like from a previous post I recall he poops M&M’s or something sweet. So, his farts probably smell like Christmas tress and won’t light anyway!
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I think I’m just going to hope he doesn’t succeed so I don’t find out what an elf fart smells like!
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