The Elf has found the Pay Per View channels. I do NOT want to look at our TV bill this month. Or know what he was watching.
Day 7 – Elf on the Shelf – Pay Per View Time
The Elf has found the Pay Per View channels. I do NOT want to look at our TV bill this month. Or know what he was watching.
Travels with Choppy 
How do you get a bikini extra wet?
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By dunking twice?
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😂 I never thought of that 😳
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Women have to be prepared 😁🙄
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Very true!
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I like that explanation. Much better than that provided by the full information on the actual program (which you don’t want to see).
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Based on the full, very NSFW description of this program, you do NOT want to know the answer to that.
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Oh, now I understand 😂😂😂
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Dang, that’s one busy little elf!
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Busy and bad!
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Elf should get some sleep & stay out of mischief.
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No one should be buying pay per view that early in the morning.
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Wow, I am missing out – I don’t have access to any Pay Per View channels. 🙂
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It might be for the best – what if Roxy discovered there were things on there that she wanted to watch? You’d have a steep bill then!
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Very true! 🙂
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I think it’s time to set some parental controls on the TV. That Elf is not to be trusted.
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Better late getting them set up than never – I just hope he hasn’t bought that UFC fight. Those things are expensive to purchase!
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Oh my! That elf is dicey!
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Very dicey!
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That is naughty!
Love and licks,
Cupcake
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Very naughty! I don’t think there are any pay per view programs for dogs, so you’re out of luck there, Cupcake.
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Elf is dreaming of tropical weather..
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So am I!
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To be fair, the Elf has taste
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He may have taste, but I’m not sure it’s terribly refined!
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I bet he’d like Shark Night 3D
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No doubt! I wouldn’t be surprised if we see him watching TV again in the next couple weeks.
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(:-O !!!
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Things are getting crazy around here!
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Yikes! hahaha!
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He’s got some questionable taste in television.
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Liddle creep! haha!!
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extra wet? hahhaha how much wetter can wet get? hahaa!
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Based on the description on the show, you don’t want to know (or it can’t be said in a family environment!).
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Yikes! hahahaha! gotcha! 😀 😀 😀 you kill me!
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Why the heck does anyone want to bash a bikini wearing boat???
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Ha!
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Hahahaha
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I agree. Need to put some parental controls on that TV.
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Most definitely!
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