Today is Talk Like a Pirate Day. Argh!!
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Argh!!
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Argh back at ye!
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Lovely pirate hat Choppy! 🙂 And hilarious love notes you’ve written each other! 🙂
My daughter’s friend bought her a T-Shirt once with the message –
“To err is human, to Arrr is Pirate!”
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Oh, that’s an excellent shirt – I know a couple people who would love it!
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🙂
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😀 You guys crack me up!
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I would have loved to see you dress the cat as a parrot and sit him on Choppy’s shoulder …
I would have also loved to see the vet bill 😉
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Remember that picture where the two of them looked like they were in a fight? That’s what happens when I try to put Schooner on Choppy. Otherwise, this would have been the best idea ever. My vet still thinks it’s a good idea.
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Your vet sure knows how to drum up biz! Smart! 😉
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Very smart!
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I wouldn’t make Schooner walk the plank, he’d make a tasty meal for starving pirates.
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Unless he went after their parrots. Then they might want him to walk the plank despite his tastiness.
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True, a pirate without a parrot isn’t a pirate. You never hear about pirates and their cats.
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And yet, I bet it was more common for pirates to have cats than parrots – most ships had them for rodent control!
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Plenty for making cat of nine tales whips!
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Choppy looks willing and happy to pose, but Schooner has his tail up and looks so intense!
They look like professional actors! 🙂
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Choppy is the consummate professional. Schooner is our little diva, who puts on a good show – but only after you go through a lot of trouble/Choppy biting!
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They’re so cool 😊
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It’s something they have me beat on – they are cooler than I have ever been!
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This is a clever post and such great messages from your friends! xo
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Thanks! With friends like these, who needs enemies?
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imagining Schooner as Choppy’s parrot or something lol
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That would have been awesome, though I don’t think Schooner was going to sit on Choppy’s shoulder!
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Laughing is a must with both of you😍😍
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Yes it is – I think there’s a Jimmy Buffett line in here: “If we couldn’t laugh we would all go insane.”
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Fajne psiaki. Pozdrawiam
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Hmmmmm are you two at it again……. 🙂
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There are only brief respites.
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As legal counsel to Choppy and Schooner it has come to my attention that a formal contract has not been signed authorizing you (the said “owner”) the right to publicly share these photos without adequate compensation. Unless you want to be served with a cease and desist order the following term must be met:
1. The photographer of these pictures must wear and reveal evidence of wearing a similar costume by be included in at least one selfie.
2. Quality feedings and treats will be increased to twice/day.
3. Collars with quality precious stones be provided for discretionary wearing.
4. The purchase of a new king size bed with headboard that reads, “Choppy and Schooners Bed” Humans permitted ONLY after a formal written request providing 14 days notice has been made.
If you agree to these terms, my clients accept full liability for any adverse reactions resulting from extreme laughter by your readers.
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I need to counter this offer – once you two start earning enough to pay for all the treats you want and the costumes you propose I wear, we can revisit this topic!
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Apparently my clients understand your concerns and want to keep this dialogue amicable. They are willing to remove the suggestions of the “French maid costume,” as well as all Lady Gaga attire. They are firm, however, on the matching costumes you make them wear.
They also feel the money their pictures have generated has secretly been laundered into an offshore emerging market banking institution intended to finance YOUR future retirement. Although they were only able to offer me tangible proof in the amount of $1.25 ( a check they were able to photograph with your camera and email to me,) it is believed several more dollars have likely been deposited using sophisticated encryption techniques. While our investigators continue to decipher the encrypted coding, my clients feel the treats requested provide a fair and reasonable compromise to any monetary compensation.
Choppy and Schooner (hereafter, known as, “THE CLIENTS”) are willing to go to the media if you continue to stall on their demands. Don’t underestimate their threats; you know they possess the skill to make signs which they wear around their necks expressing their sentiments.
We hope these terms are met within the next 7 days. “THE CLIENTS” have already scheduled a tentative TV interview with Matt Lauer on September 32nd and 33rd, 2016. I wanted to give you advanced notice to de-escalate the repercussions of such an event.
We await your response.
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THE CLIENTS are welcome to go to the media – I have excellent attorneys on my side, and we’re willing to fight this in the only court that matters – the Court of Law!
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Be prepared for the media attack on you when we use the Alicia Machado “body shaming” strategy for the so called “Travels with Choppy!” 140+ days of walking just because you wanted her thinner!! Taking daily pictures and publishing them just to embarrass and shame her PUBLICLY. You know Schooner will jump on the band wagon when I offer him some of the proceeds. 🙂
We’re prepared for you counselor!!
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Bring on the media! Paul was a communications major, so I will let him handle the spin. Soon, they’ll be thinking Choppy fat shamed us!
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argh sounds like you hurt your back 😦
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Hopefully not!
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lol
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So lovely!! Just love it and Choppy and Schooner 😀
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Thank you!
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You’re welcome! ☺
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Arrgh.
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Ahoy!
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