I can’t believe this is only the second version of Corny Dog Jokes for cats! (If you want to see the first one, it’s here.)
Bad Jokes, Corny Dog Jokes, humor
Corny Dog Jokes: Cat Edition
Bad Jokes, Corny Dog Jokes, humor
I can’t believe this is only the second version of Corny Dog Jokes for cats! (If you want to see the first one, it’s here.)
Travels with Choppy 
Looks like Schooner is selecting the best place to bite poor Choppy 😱
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He really likes to go for the legs. I think he has seen too many sci-fi/fantasy movies where you take out the leg of a creature/robot and the whole thing comes down!
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A Star Wars fan 😄😄😄
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Well, he sees enough of it in this house that it makes sense!
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LOLOL
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Thanks, I used these to cheer up a friend just now. Much appreciated.
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I’m glad they could help cheer someone up! That’s about as good a compliment as you can get.
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Choppy: you are such a good girl, telling Corny Dog Jokes, but about Cats. You must have had extra time this weekend to ponder these 😹
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Much sitting around at the grandparents’ house = cat jokes!
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Best jokes yet Choppy!
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Yes! The seal of approval!
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😹😹
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🙂
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LOL, Choppy you are sweet, thank you for being a dog and not a cat! 🙂
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She only sometimes plays a cat on the blog. No danger of it happening in real life!
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Second one’s my favourite!
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Definitely my fave as well!
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hahhaaa! you are so much fun! 😀
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🙂
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I love how it looks like Schooner is checking out Choppy in the photo like huh who do you think you’re fooling 😀
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Right?!
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lol these made me laugh out loud. Thanks for the laughs Choppy!
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Awesome! Glad we could bring some smiles to the day!
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The last line is fab! 😻
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Thanks!
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Oh Choppy you old cornball.
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Pretty much.
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Lol!
I likey ☺
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Yay!!
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So, what did Schooner have to say about these jokes? Cat-astrophes? 😉
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If he paid attention to anything we did, he would have found them so! However, as a cat, he doesn’t care.
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I lost a tiny bit of respect for myself every time I laughed… and I laughed a lot!
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Ha! Don’t stick around here too long, then, or you won’t have any respect for yourself left!
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I guess this is Choppy’s revenge for the sign in the previous post. 🙂
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I never thought about it that way, but it kind of is!
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Fun puns! 🙂 Choppy looks cute as a cat – and I bet Schooner loves it 🙂
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I like the cat ears – I sort of get to see what Choppy would look like if she had non-floppy ears!
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Yes! 🙂
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haha cute!
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Thanks!
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Excellent Choppy !!!! Seems like Schooner is taking your jokes in his stride 🙂 Must be love 🙂
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Or a worry that Choppy is much bigger – have to laugh at the jokes to make sure no one gets stepped or sat on!
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Haha. Next you’re gonna tell me “you’ll be appearing all week in the Poconos!” 🙂
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Ha! If only…
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What do cats do when they are running behind? They catsup!
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Oh, that’s awesome. I may have to steal it on a future Corny Dog Jokes!
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That’s ok if you preface “stolen from a friend.”😄😎😙
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I can do that!
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