It’s only a few weeks until Christmas, which means it is definitely time to start some winter-themed Bad Jokes. This week: penguins.
Previous Bad Jokes Posts:
Bad Jokes: Lion Edition
Bad Jokes: Pirate Edition
Bad Jokes: Bee Edition
Bad Jokes: Frog Edition
Bad Jokes: Hot Dog Edition
Bad Jokes: Dinosaur Edition
Bad Jokes: Angel Edition
Bad Jokes: Squirrel Edition
Bad Jokes: Pussy Cat Edition
Bad Jokes: Monkey Edition
Bad Jokes: Pumpkin Edition
Bad Jokes: Ghost Edition
Bad Jokes: Witch Edition
Bad Jokes: Skeleton Edition
Bad Jokes: Cow Edition
Bad Jokes: Royal Edition
Bad Jokes: Shark Edition
Bad Jokes: Thanksgiving Edition
Travels with Choppy 
Shocking!!
Just as well Choppy is so cute!
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Shocking and groan inducing! Choppy will be sticking to her day job of sleeping and begging for treats for the time being, as comedy just isn’t panning putt.
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*out.
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These aren’t bad! Well done Choppy 😀
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Dare I say she is getting better at coming up with jokes?
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Oh Choppy, you’re so funny 😀
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Many thanks!
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These were good – not bad at all! 😀
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Woo hoo! Sadly, I expect a return to normal next week.
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Afraid of Wales………Never !!
xxx Huge Hugs xxx
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Thankfully, I am not a penguin, so I don’t have to live in such fear!
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Nor do Penguins. We treat our chocolate biscuits with great respect here.
xxx Huge Hugs xxx
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Why do penguins dress like nuns? . . . It’s just a habit.
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Oh, that is awesome. I love it!
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How could the penguin pardon himself? . . . He was Emperor.
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Nice. I think I like the nun one best.
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Me too. I was approaching thin ice with that one.
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Choppy, you are a entertaining Santa even before Christmas arrives! 😉 Love you always ❤
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She is here to please!
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