With Halloween less than a month away, I figured it was time for some theme posts here on the blog. Thus, starting today, you’re getting some Halloween-themed bad jokes posts. I know you’re spook-tacularly excited about this!

Why didn't the jack-o-lantern cross the road? It had no guts!

why is a jack o lantern like buddha? They both have an inner light

why was cinderella bad at boxing - her coach was a pumpkin

what is a pumpkins favorite sport - squash

what do you call a fat jack-o-lantern - a plumpkin

Previous Bad Jokes Posts:

Bad Jokes: Lion Edition
Bad Jokes: Pirate Edition
Bad Jokes: Bee Edition
Bad Jokes: Frog Edition
Bad Jokes: Hot Dog Edition
Bad Jokes: Dinosaur Edition
Bad Jokes: Angel Edition
Bad Jokes: Squirrel Edition
Bad Jokes: Pussy Cat Edition
Bad Jokes: Monkey Edition


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