Having attended Notre Dame, I think it is obligatory that I enjoy St. Patrick’s Day. Choppy? Not so much. Here are five reasons why:

Even on her first St. Patrick's Day, I made her wear an insulting t-shirt.
Even on her first St. Patrick’s Day, I made her wear an insulting t-shirt.
If I was going to make her dress up like this, I could have at least made her an alcoholic drink. I didn't.
If I was going to make her dress up like this, I could have at least made her an alcoholic drink. I didn’t.
Sometimes, the simple outfit is as humiliating as the gaudy one.
Sometimes, the simple outfit is as humiliating as the gaudy one.
Another humiliating outfit, another virgin drink.
Another humiliating outfit, another virgin drink.
This. This is definitely a reason Choppy does not like St. Patrick's Day.
This. This is definitely a reason Choppy does not like St. Patrick’s Day.

 


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